Awwww! he's adorable! - he's the new JV band Rock Dück. He just loves to bob along in your bath while you're rocking your voice out to your favourite tunes.
12cm long, weighted so he won't fall over in the bath, in proper duck yellow, and all superbly printed with the John Verity Band logo on his front.
Buy one now for yourself, or your significant other, only £5.75 (UK post free) Also available at gigs, just ask :)
Give a JV band Rock Dück a home, you know you want one :)